you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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