I look better un-naked...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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