I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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