they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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