Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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