Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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