he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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Hippo gnu deer
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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