we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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