We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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