8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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