omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
