It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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