Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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