Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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