David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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