i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"