Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok