No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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