If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Your face is a jimmy john
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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