STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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