didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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