I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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