State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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