How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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