2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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