so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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