Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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