in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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