When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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