She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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