I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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