ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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