dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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