It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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