: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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