Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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