I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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