i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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