how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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