U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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