Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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