i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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