I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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