Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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