She said her name was "party"
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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