He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
sex in a hospital.. check
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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