Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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