the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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