he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
