We got so high we made milksteak
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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