Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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