Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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