Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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