even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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