Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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