So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
