He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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