Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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